OFFICE SPACE DECK
Office Space
Cubicle-corporate parody in the Office Space key. TPS reports, the Bobs, pieces of flair, printer rage, Initech, Peter Gibbons. Names characters and tropes from the film.
20 prompts · 40 responses
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Corporate would like to remind everyone that ___ is not an acceptable substitute for initiative.
Another cover sheet.OFFICE SPACE
PROMPTS · 20
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Corporate would like to remind everyone that ___ is not an acceptable substitute for initiative.
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The consultants determined that the company could eliminate ___ with minimal impact on morale.
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Thanks to a formatting error, the TPS report now includes ___.
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HR described the incident as "a misunderstanding involving ___."
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To improve morale, management introduced ___.
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The staff meeting ran 45 minutes long because of ___.
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The dress code now requires at least 15 pieces of ___.
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The software update accidentally automated ___.
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The real problem with office life has always been ___.
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The printer's breaking point was ___.
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Our corporate culture is built on teamwork, innovation, and ___.
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The reorganization created a brand-new role focused entirely on ___.
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Peter finally found inner peace through ___.
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The monthly birthday celebration was ruined by ___.
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The company picnic was canceled after concerns about ___.
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[Pick 2] The consultants praised our commitment to ___ and ___.
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[Pick 2] For morale, management replaced bonuses with ___ and ___.
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[Pick 2] The startup pivot combines ___ with ___.
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[Pick 2] The real issue wasn't ___; it was ___.
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[Pick 2] The new corporate values emphasize both ___ and ___.
RESPONSES · 40
Another cover sheet.OFFICE SPACE
37 pieces of mandatory self-expression.OFFICE SPACE
A manager who says your name like bad news.OFFICE SPACE
The quiet rage of fluorescent lighting.OFFICE SPACE
A printer jam with a personal grudge.OFFICE SPACE
Suspiciously upbeat consultants.OFFICE SPACE
A memo about the memo.OFFICE SPACE
A software patch held together by panic.OFFICE SPACE
Corporate enthusiasm nobody believes.OFFICE SPACE
A red stapler with mythic significance.OFFICE SPACE
A lunch break treated as disloyalty.OFFICE SPACE
"Team player" used as a threat.OFFICE SPACE
A birthday sheet cake with no soul.OFFICE SPACE
One employee visibly leaving his body.OFFICE SPACE
The same eight bosses asking for the same thing.OFFICE SPACE
A form nobody can find but everyone needs.OFFICE SPACE
Passive-aggressive Hawaiian-shirt energy.OFFICE SPACE
Performance feedback delivered like a hostage note.OFFICE SPACE🌶️ HOT
An open-plan office with maximum sadness.OFFICE SPACE
A compliance video from the VCR era.OFFICE SPACE
The jump-to-conclusions workflow.OFFICE SPACE
Outsourced accountability.OFFICE SPACE
A promotion nobody wanted.OFFICE SPACE
A cubicle wall too low for dignity.OFFICE SPACE
Morale measured in pizza slices.OFFICE SPACE
A restructuring email sent at 4:59 PM.OFFICE SPACE🌶️ HOT
Middle-management charisma.OFFICE SPACE
The kind of software nobody admits to maintaining.OFFICE SPACE
One deeply cursed fax machine.OFFICE SPACE
A consultant-approved human disaster.OFFICE SPACE🌶️ HOT
An office birthday committee with too much authority.OFFICE SPACE
A coffee mug full of resignation.OFFICE SPACE
The world's least urgent "urgent" request.OFFICE SPACE
A voicemail that somehow creates more work.OFFICE SPACE
A spreadsheet nobody understands but everyone fears.OFFICE SPACE
Fake flexibility.OFFICE SPACE
A policy that punishes eye contact.OFFICE SPACE🌶️ HOT
The ceremonial forwarding of blame.OFFICE SPACE
A paycheck calibrated to prevent escape.OFFICE SPACE🌶️ HOT
A weekend ruined by "just one quick thing."OFFICE SPACE
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